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Last edited by azzit on Thu Jun 17 10:26:18 1999
Page No. 102
The Shit List
Ghost Shit
That's the
kind where you feel the shit come out, have shit on the
toilet paper but there is nothing in the toilet.
Clean Shit
The kind
where you shit it out, see it in the toilet but there is
nothing on the toilet paper
Wet Shit
The kind where you wipe your ass fifty
times and it still feels unwiped so you have to put some
toilet paper between your butt and your shorts so you
don't ruin them with brown skid marks
Second Wave Shit
It happens when you
are done shitting. You're wiped and pulled your pants up
to your knees and you realize you have to shit some more.
Brain Hemorrhage or Pop a Vein In Your Forehead Shit
The kind where you strain so much to get
it out that you practically have a stroke and it's three
days before your asshole closes up.
Richard Simmons Shit
The kind where you
shit so much...you lose 30 pounds.
Corn Shit
self explanatory
Lincoln Log Shit
The kind of shit
that is so large that you are afraid to flush the toilet
without breaking the logs into little pieces with your
toilet brush first.
Drinkers Shit
The kind of shit you have in the morning
after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable
trait is the long tread marks it leaves in the bottom of
the toilet.
Gee! I wish I could shit-Shit
It's the kind where
you want to shit but all you can do is sit on the toilet
a few times.
Spinal Tap Shit
That's the kind where it hurts so much
coming out that you would swear it was coming out
sideways; is also similar to brain hemorrhage in that it
takes about three days for your ass to close up.
Wet Cheeks Shit or Power Dump
That's where it
comes out of your ass so fast that your cheeks get
splashed with the toilet water in the bowl.
Liquid Shit
The kind where yellowish brown liquid
shoots out of your butt powered by farts, splatters all
over the toilet and bottom of the seat the whole time
burning your tender ass.
Normal, but Deadly Shit
That's where it
seems to be a nice normal shit; until this odor surrounds
you and you're sure something must have died under the
sink next to you.
(THIS IS USUALLY WHEN THE AIR FRESHENER CAN IS EMPTY)
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