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Do you want to play a Light Hearted, Nasty or
Gross "PRANK" on a friend or foe that you need to
"EVEN THE SCORE" with?
If the answer is YES, please read on...
DISCLAIMER: I cannot take
responsibility for any actions taken as described in this
text. Some of these schemes may be illegal to perform and
most of them will make your victim suffer in some way or
another. I advise you to look at this text as a source for
reading enjoyment only. If you do consider an action, also
consider it's consequence, both for the victim and for
yourself.
ok, let's have some fun...
LOST KEYS:
GARAGE SALE:
X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS:
PAPER MONEY:
DOGS:
TAG ALONG ROAD KILL
ANIMAL POO-POO
NOISY APARTMENT
NEIGHBORS:
BOWEL CONTROL PROBLEMS
FAX MACHINES
Last edited by azzit on Thu Jun 17 10:26:32 1999
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Pranks
Get a hold of some old
useless keys (car, house,etc.). Place victim's name,
phone number and $50.00 reward... if found and returned.
Drop the keys in one of the less desirable areas of town.
Place an ad in the
classified section of your local newspaper advertising a
GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim.
Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage automobile,
antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. Come early!
Purchase a large adult
bedroom toy. Wrap it in a large amount of tin foil.
Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims carry on
luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the
contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil
and will be unwrapped-inspected by airport security
officials. This one will make your sides hurt from
laughter, if present during the inspection. I like this
prank for both male and female victims.
Write a sexually
oriented solicitation message, victim's name and phone
number (inviting a phone call) on the edge of several
pieces of paper money before spending them. The victim
will receive many eye popping inquiries.
Purchase a silent dog
whistle. In the early hours of the morning (2am-4am) go
near the victim's house and blow the silent whistle and
the dog will begin to bark uncontrollably until the owner
awakes and disciplines the animal. When the owner goes
back to bed repeat the process again.
Find a dead dog or cat
along side a road. Take 12 foot long rope, tie one end
around the animal and the other end around the back axle
of the victims automobile. Balance the dog or cat on the
back axle of the automobile. As the victim drives, the
animal will drop off the axle and will be dragged about 8
foot behind the automobile horrifying fellow motorists.
This one kills me!
With plastic gloves on
find some animal poo-poo and place it under the door
handles of the victim's automobile.
The end result is a sticky situation.
Place a clock radio or
portable stereo in a large cardboard box. Place open end
of box next to the wall adjoining the victim's apartment.
Tune the radio to whatever obnoxious station you choose.
Turn-on when you are away and turn-off when you return
home.
Place a Baby Ruth candy
bar next to victim while they are in bed asleep. Body
heat will melt the chocolate to the point that when the
victim awakes they will think they had an embarrassing
accident. This is a great, brother-sister or college dorm
prank.
Write whatever you wish
on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch paper and tape them
together (end to end). Dial the victim's fax number and
start sending the pages through. After page two has been
transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page
9 making a continuous loop. The document will continue to
cycle until the victim's fax machine has run out of
paper. Be sure and disable your phone number from being
printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D.
This prank is great to get even with a business or
individual who has somehow cheated you.
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