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Last edited by azzit on Thu Jun 17 10:28:27 1999
Page No. 117
Five Reasons Computers Must Be Female
>5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
>
>4. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for
>future reference.
>
>3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is
>incomprehensible to everyone else.
>
>2. The message, "Bad command or filename", is about as informative
>as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going
>to tell you."
>
>1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
>half your paycheck on accessories for it.
A. No matter how big your hard disk is, it isn't enough.
B. They'll go down on you, but usually when your doing
something important.
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