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20 Ways to confuse Trick-Or-Treaters
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Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)
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Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the
door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell,
"Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
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Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret"
in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously,
say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and
quickly shut the door.
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Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters
come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell,
"Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.
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Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can
figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an
unnatural "whirring" sound.
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After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
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Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don't move
or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
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When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the
street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"
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When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and
scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround
the house, screaming until they go away.
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Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you
give them any candy.
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Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their
candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
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Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone
who comes within 50 yards of your house.
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When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing
through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.
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Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters
for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a
calendar.
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Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain
that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.
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Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters
a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.
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Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy
bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again
in a few seconds, and insist that you don't have any candy.
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Hand out cigarettes and bottles of asprin.
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Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch.
Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
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Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open
the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the
door when you're finished.
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