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Things you do not want to hear during surgery
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Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
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Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
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Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
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Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.
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Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
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Rats, there go the lights again...
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Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got
two of 'em.
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Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
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Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my
concentration off!
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What's this doing here?
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That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!
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I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
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Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
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Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
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Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
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OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak
of nature.
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Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
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Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
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She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
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Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
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FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
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