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Best Of The Worst Country Western Song Titles
- Drop Kick Me, Jesus,
Through The Goalposts Of Life
- Get Your Biscuits In The Oven
And Your Buns In The Bed
- Get Your Tongue Outta
My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
- Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her
Heart Was Pure
- How Can I Miss You If
You Won't Go Away?
- How Can You Believe Me When I
Say I Love You When I've Been A Liar All My Life?
- I Been Roped And Thrown
By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed
My Life
- I Don't Know Whether To
Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Fell In A Pail Of You And Got
Love All Over Me
- I Flushed You From The
Toilets Of My Heart.
- I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot
About You
- I Whanna Whip Your Cow
- I Would Have Wrote You A
Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
- I Wouldn't Take Her To
A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
- I'd Rather Have A Bottle In
Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
- I'm Just A Bug On The
Windshield Of Life
- I'm The Only Hell My Mama Ever
Raised
- I've Been Flushed From
The Bathroom Of Your Heart
- I've Got The Hungries For Your
Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line.
- If I Can't Be Number
One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A
Quart Low
- If My Nose Were Full Of
Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
- If You Don't Leave Me Alone,
I'll Go Find Someone Else Who Will
- If You Leave Me, Can I
Come Too?
- Mama Get The Hammer (There's A
Fly On Papa's Head)
- My Every Day Silver Is
Plastic
- My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink,
And I Don't Love Jesus
- My John Deere Was
Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was
Breaking My Heart
- Wife Ran Off WIth My Best
Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
- Oh, I've Got Hair Oil
On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby
I Can See Through You
- Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To
Kill
- She Got The Gold Mine
And I Got The Shaft
- She Got The Ring And I Got The
Finger
- She Made Toothpicks Out
Of The Timber Of My Heart
- She's Got Freckles On Her, But
She's Pretty
- Thank God And Greyhound
She's Gone
- They May Put Me In Prison, But
They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
- Velcro Arms, Teflon
Heart
- When You Leave Walk Out
Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
- You Can't Have Your
Kate And Edith Too
- You Can't Roller Skate In A
Buffalo Herd
- You Done Tore Out My
Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
- You Were Only A Splinter As I
Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
- You're The Reason Our
Kids Are So Ugly
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