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Fun Things To Do In A Final Exam That Doesnt Matter
- Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to.)
- On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new,
interesting way to refuse to answer every question.
For example: I refuse to answer this question on the
grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.
Be creative.
- Bring pets.
- Run into the exam room looking about frantically.
Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say
"They've found me, I have to leave the
country" and run off.
- Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip
up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them
into the air and yell out "Merry
Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for
another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one.
Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
- Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent
markers.
- Come into the exam wearing slippers, a
bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
- Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during
the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
- Do the entire exam in another language. If
you don't know one, make one up! For math/science
exams, try using Roman numerals.
- Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's
not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
- As soon as the instructor hands you the exam,
eat it.
- Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are
going to be taping your next video during the exam.
Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be
persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a
percentage of the profits if they are allowed to
stay.
- Every five minutes, stand up, collect all
your things, move to another seat, continue with the
exam.
- Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As
you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
- Do the entire exam as if it was multiple
choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice
exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE.
etc..).
- Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all
questions and answers completely blacked out.
- Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw
your papers down violently, scream out "Forget
this!" and walk out triumphantly.
- Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e.
Threaten the instructor that whether or not
everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour
to go drink)
- Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk
means at some point during the exam, you should start
crying for mommy).
- Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the
instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very
derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on
above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a
clapper. DUH!"
- Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking
that day.
- Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about
30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling
"I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until
they drag you away.
- Go to an exam for a class you have no clue
about, where you know the class is very small, and
the instructor would recognize you if you belonged.
Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for
your right to take the exam.
- Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing
loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste
my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is
on!!!"
- Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.
- From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to
Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to
stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or
another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on
the River Kwai.
- Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
- If the exam is math/science related, make up the
longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi
and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a
written exam, relate everything to your own life
story.
- Come in wearing a full knight's outfit,
complete with sword and shield.
- Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire
way through the exam. Insist this person is needed,
because you have bad circulation.
- Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make
sure this is obvious... like history notes for a
calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing,
you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the
exam, with the comment "Please use the attached
notes for references as you see fit."
- When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.
- After you get the exam, call the instructor
over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try
to work it out of him/her.
- One word: Wrestlemania.
- Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing
them around like they do before concerts start.
- Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
- Play frisbee with a friend at the other side
of the room.
- Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right
next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small
sacrifice.
- Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons,
telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes
throughout the exam.
- During the exam, take apart everything around you.
Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
- Complete the exam with everything you write
being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
- Bring a musical instrument with you, play various
tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps
me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook
with you, challenging the instructor to find the
section on musical instruments during finals. Don't
forget to use the phrase "Told you so".
- Answer the exam with the "Top Ten
Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks"
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