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What's brown and sits on a
piano bench? How does a Jewish couple do
it "doggie style?" What's the difference
between mono & herpes? How do you get a black man
out of a tree in Alabama? Did you hear the plan to rid
the country of Puerto Ricans? Why do blacks always have
sex on their minds? What do you call a black
prostitute with braces? How did Mississippi blacktop
all its highways? What's black & yellow
& screams? Why are blacks such good
hurdlers? What's the hardest part of a
vegetable to eat? How did Captain Hook meet
his death? How do you say "fuck
you" in Yiddish? What's the JAP's idea of a
perfect home? How can you tell when a JAP
has an orgasm? What do you get when you
cross an elephant with a whore? What's brown and has holes
in it? How can you tell if a female
bartender is mad at you? Why do women have 2 holes so
close together? Why don't [any ethnic
group's name here] eat fleas? Why is Italy shaped like a
boot? What's the difference
between kinky & perverted? How can you separate the men
from the boys in a gay bar? Why can't you circumcise an
Iranian? Why don't [blacks / Puerto
Ricans] have checking accounts? What's indecent? What's better than honor? What do you do with dead
baby twins? What is Preparation H? What's the difference
between a beer & a booger? What did the 7 Dwarfs say
when the handsome prince woke up Snow White? An elderly couple were
sitting on their front porch in rocking The doctor wanted to write a
prescription and reached in his pocket for his pen - but
pulled out a thermometer. "Shit," he muttered,
"some asshole has my pen."
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Tasteless Quickies
Beethoven's First Movement
He sits up & begs; she lays down and plays dead.
You get mono by snatching a kiss.
Cut the rope.
They're going to tell the blacks they taste like
southern fried chicken.
Because they have pubic hairs on their heads.
A Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker.
They lined up a few black families and ran a steamroller over
'em.
A busload of black kids going over a cliff.
They're raised jumping turnstiles.
The wheelchair.
Jock itch.
Trust me.
Thirteen rooms, no kitchen, & no bedroom.
She drops her nail file.
A hooker who fucks for peanuts & never forgets you.
Swiss shit.
There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
In case you miss.
They can't get their tiny little legs apart.
Do you think they could get all that shit in a tennis shoe?
Kinky is when you tickle your partner's ass with a feather;
perverted is when you use the whole chicken.
With a crowbar.
There's just no end to those pricks.
Because it's too hard to sign checks with a spray can.
When it's in long, in hard, an in deep, it's in decent.
In 'er.
Use one to swat the flies swarming around the other one.
Dingleberry Jam.
A beer goes ON the table, a booger goes UNDER it.
"Well, I guess it's back to jerking off!"
chairs. The husband got up and went inside the house for some
ice
cream. He yelled to his wife, "Would you like some ice
cream?"
She replied, "Is it frozen or soft?"
He confidently stated, "It's as hard as my penis was
last night!"
She responded, "Then pour me a glass of it."
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