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Ultimate Confucious Sayings
- Man who stand
on toilet get high on pot.
- Naked man fears no
pick pocket.
- He who eats
too many jelly beans, farts in living color.
- It takes square ass to
shit brick.
- Wise man never
play leapfrog with a unicorn.
- Man who screws near
graveyard f***ing near dead.
- Boy who plays
with himself pulls boner.
- He who lives in glass
house dresses in the basement.
- Woman who
bakes beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
- Man with tool in
woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist.
- War doesn't
prove who's right. War determines who's left.
- Baseball rules all
wrong...Man with four balls cannot walk!
- Men who put
cream in tart, not always a baker.
- Man who walk in middle
of road get run over by bus.
- He who let
woman on top is fucking up.
- People who make
Confucious Joke speak bad English.
- Man with hands
in pocket feels cocky all day.
- Man who lose key to
girlfriend's apartment gets no new key.
- Woman who fly
upside-down have nasty crack-up.
- Woman who goes man's
apartment for snack, gets tit-bit.
- Man who lay
woman on ground, gets piece on earth.
- Man who gets kicked in
testicels, left holding the bag.
- Man who kisses
girl's behind, gets crack in face.
- Woman who spend much
time on bedspring, may have offspring.
- Man who sucks
nipples makes clean breast of things.
- Man with holes on
pocket feels cocky all day.
- Man who snatch
kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
- Man who fights wife
all day long gets no piece at night.
- He who fishes
in other man's well often catches crabs.
- He who plays with
self, pulls boner.
- Boy who go to
bed with sex problem, wake up with solution in hand.
- Virgin is like
balloon; one prick, all gone
- Girl who
douches with vinegar walks around with sour puss.
- Girls should not marry
basketball players . they dribble before they shoot.
- Man with
athletic finger, make broad jump.
- Man who marry girl
with no bust has right to feel low down.
- Girl who rides
bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
- Baby conceived in back
seat of car with automatic transmission, grow up to
be shiftless bastard.
- Wife not part
of furniture, until screwed on bed!
- Sex on beach is like
American beer - fuckin' near water!!!!
- Man walking
through swing doors is going to Bankok.
- Crowded elevator
always smells different to midget.
- Man who cut
fart in church have to sit in own pew.
- Woman who slides down
banister makes money shine.
- Woman who
springs on springs this spring gets off spring next
spring.
- Dumb man climb trees
to get cherry, smart man spread limb.
- Woman who
cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
- Girl who marries man
named Richard, must kiss Dick.
- Woman with
blonde hair may have black hair by cracky.
- Man put in shit-house
by wife end up in cat-house.
- Man who go to
sleep with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers.
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