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MISC JOKES
Seems God was just about done creating the
universe, had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of
creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the
Garden. He told the
couple that one of the things he had to give away was the
ability to stand up and pee. "It's a very handy
thing," God told the couple who he found hanging around
under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of
you wanted that ability." Adam popped a
cork. Jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! I'd
love to be able to do that! It seems the sort of thing a Man
should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that
ability. I'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or
naming the animals, I could just let it rip, I'd be so cool.
Oh please God let it be me who you give that gift to, let me
stand and pee, oh please........." On and on he went
like an excited little boy (who had to pee). Eve just smiled
and shook her head at the display. She told God that if Adam
really wanted it so badly, and it sure seemed to be the sort
of thing that would make him happy, she really wouldn't mind
if Adam were the one given the ability to stand up and pee. And so it was.
And it was...well, good. "Fine,"
God said, looking back into his bag of left-over gifts.
Last edited by azzit on Sat Jun 12 20:24:35 1999
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Adam And Eve
"What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."
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