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MISC JOKES
One day, a guy dies and finds himself
in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first
meeting with a demon.
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A Week In Hell
Demon: Why so glum, chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down
here. You a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Demon: Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays,
that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine
coolers, diet Tab...we drink till we throw up and then we
drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the
finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin'
lungs out. If you get cancer, it's okay... you're already
dead.
Guy: Golly!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Demon: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps,
blackjack, horse races, you name it. We even opened up a pai
gow poker table.
Guy: Gosh, I never played pai gow before...
Demon: Well now you can. You like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a
great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of a
submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you
overdose, it's okay... you're already dead.
Guy: That's incredible! I never realized that hell was such a
swingin' place!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh, no.
Demon: Oooh , you're gonna hate Fridays.
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