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15 Reasons To Own A Cat Rather Than A Dog
- Cats purr. Dogs drool.
- Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny.
- Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
- In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to
a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wakeup licks.
- Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them.
- Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.
- Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
- Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs just crash right in front of the screen.
- Fewer cat owners suffer from 'Flappy Tail' lacerations than dog owners.
- No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat".
- Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'
- Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.
- Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car.
- Why do you think they call it, "Dog Breath?"
- Garfield. Odie. Enough said.
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