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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of
highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES. He
thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on
without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which
says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES and
realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives past a
third sign saying SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT
RIGHT, his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into
the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber
stone building with a small sign next to the door reading
SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The
door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks
"What may we do for you, my son?" He answers
"I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested
in possibly doing buisness." "Very well, my son.
Please follow me." He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a
closed door, and tells the man "Please knock on this
door." He does as he is told and this door is answered
by another nun in a long habit and holding a tin cup. This
nun instructs "Please place $50 in the cup, then go
through the large wooden door at the end of this
hallway." He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in
the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and
slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the
door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking
lot, facing another small sign: GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST
BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY.
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