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MISC JOKES Page No. 57 Alligator Man At the circus the Alligator man came into the ring. In a loud, confidant voice he announced that he would put his private parts into the mouth of an alligator. The 'gator would then clamp it's mouth tight shut but the Alligator man would neither flinch nor make a sound...he was immune to pain. Furthermore, when the 'gator opened it's mouth again his privates would be undamaged. With a roll of drums he did indeed put his rather magnificent member into the mouth of the alligator, which immediately clamped it's jaws shut. Every man in the audience winced, and every woman looked impressed. After a few seconds the 'gator man punched the alligator hard in the eyes, it opened its mouth in surprise, and he walked around the ring showing a totally undamaged member. To show that it was not just a freak he repeated the process with another alligator again, again punching it hard in the eye to make it release him. Then he loudly proclaimed that he dared anybody in the audience to try to emulate the performance. Every man in the audience immediately crossed his legs and tried not to catch his eye. After several seconds a little old lady, about 4ft tall and looking at least 100, stood up and said: "I don't mind trying as long as you don't punch me so hard in the eyes. BACK TO TOP Page No. 57

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