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MISC JOKES Page No. 60 The Religious Bear In the middle of a forest, there was a camper who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all he could do was run as fast as he could. The camper ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim. Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the camper got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some *religion*!" The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused. Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you, God, for the food I'm about to receive...." BACK TO TOP Page No. 60

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