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3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets
office. One is a poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is
a Great Dane. The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks
"why are you here?" The schnauzer responds,
"I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well. I've
been having accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too old
and sick so he brought me here to be put to sleep. The schnauzer asks the poodle "why are you
here?" The poodle responds, "I've not been myself
lately. I've been especially high strung. I've been barking
all the time, I've been snapping at people and I even bit one
of the neighbor's kids. Nobody knows why this has been
happening. My owner says he can't risk me biting somebody
else so he brought me here to be put to sleep. The poodle and schnauzer ask the Great Dane why he
is here. The Great Dane responds: "My owner is this
beautiful runway model. Yesterday she was walking around the
house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick up something
she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took
over and the next thing I know I'm on top of her doing the
doggie thing. I couldn't help myself. " The poodle asks: "so your owner brought you
here to be put to sleep?" The Great Dane says: "No, I'm just here to
get my nails trimmed."
Last edited by azzit on Sat Jun 12 20:27:29 1999
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