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MISC JOKES
What is the insensitive bit
at the base of the penis called? The man. What's the difference
between government bonds and men? Bonds mature. What's the difference
between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home. How are men like noodles? Why do men like BMWs? They
can spell it. What do an anniversary and a
toilet have in common? Men always miss them. Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Why are men and spray paint
alike? Why are men like blenders? Why is food better than men? Why do so many women fake
orgasm? Why are women so bad at mathematics? Why do men like frozen
microwave dinners so much? They like being able to both eat
and make love in under 5 minutes. Why would women be better
off if men treated them like cars? At least then they would
get a little attention every 6 months or 5,000 miles,
whichever came first. What do you call a man who
expects to have sex on the second date? Slow. How many men does it take to
screw in a light bulb? One, men will screw anything. Why do men have a hole in
their penis? So oxygen can get to their brains. What is the difference
between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they
drink. What do ceramic tile and men
have in common? If you lay them right the first time, you can
walk on them for life!
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Men Bashing
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need
dough.
One squeeze and they're all over you.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Because so many men fake foreplay.
Because men keep telling them that this
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