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These four gents go out to
play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the
clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children
while walking to the first tee.
"My son," says
one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home
building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his
own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact,
in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand
new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be
outdone, allows how his son began his career as a car
salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so
successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend
two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son has
worked his way up through a stock brokerage. And in the last
few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as
a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at
the tee box, another tells him that they have been discussing
their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm
not very pleased with how my son has turned out," he
replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser,
and I've just recently discovered he's a practicing
homosexual. But, on the bright side, he must be good at what
he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a
brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock
certificates."
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Four Men And Their Sons
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