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MISC JOKES Page No. 67 The 4th Wedding Dress A woman goes to her favorite dress maker for a wedding dress, her 4th to be exact! The dressmaker asks if she wants it in off white, cream, etc... She responds that she wants it in pure white. The dressmaker argues, saying "surely you're not a virgin after 3 marriages!" "But I am!" replies the bride to be. "You see, my first husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was examine 'it', my second husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about 'it'. "My third husband, who I really miss a lot, well, he was a stamp collector!" BACK TO TOP Page No. 67

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