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MISC JOKES Page No. 71 The Young Lady This young lady walks into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants to get a couple of tattoos. He says, "No problem ma'am, here are a couple of books of sample tattoos to look at to get an idea." She tells him that's ok, she already knows what she wants. "I want you to tattoo a turkey on the inside of my right thigh and a Christmas tree on the inside of my left thigh." Intrigued, the tattoo artist told her that was kind of unusual, and asked if there was any significance to her choices. The lady told him, "I'm sick and tired of hearing my husband say there's nothing in the house to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!!!" BACK TO TOP Page No. 71

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