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MISC JOKES Page No. 74 T.G.I.F. A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T.G.I.F." He smiled at her, and replied, "S.H.I.T." She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T.G.I.F." again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S.H.I.T." The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T.G.I.F." another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, 'S.H.I.T." The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T.G.I.F. means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it?" The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday." BACK TO TOP Page No. 74

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