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LAWYER JOKES
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom
of the ocean?
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the
road and a dead lawyer in the road?
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his
neck in sand?
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Q: Do you know how to save a
drowning laywer?
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a
bucket of shit?
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in
"that's a shame")?
Q: What is the definition of a "crying
shame"?
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer
should?
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with
a lawyer?
Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a
gigolo?
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a
vampire?
Q. Why to lawyers wear neckties?
Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and a
rooster?
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a
light bulb?
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you
swerve to hit him?
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Question & Answer Jokes
A: A good start!
A: His lips are moving.
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
A: Professional courtesy.
A: Not enough sand.
A: Cut the rope.
A1: Take your foot off his head.
A2: No. -- Good!
A: The bucket.
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
A: There was an empty seat.
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
A: An offer you can't understand
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
A. In the cemetary
A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
A. To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
A. When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal
urge is to cluck defiance.
A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research
grant.
A: It might be your bicycle.
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