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50 Fun Things To Do In A Supermarket
- Take shopping carts for the express purpose
of filling them and stranding them at strategic
locations.
- Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the
store.
- Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten
minute intervals throughout the day.
- Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can
get to join in.
- Contaminate the entire auto department by
sampling all the spray air fresheners.
- Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift
wrap.
- Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
- Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
- When there are people behind you, walk REALLY
SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official
tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in
Housewares," and see what happens.
- Tune all the radios to a polka station; then
turn them all off and turn the volumes to
"10".
- Play with the automatic doors.
- Walk up to complete strangers and say,
"Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..."
etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
- While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS
this junk, anyway?"
- Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
- Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim
you're taking it for a "test drive."
- Follow people through the aisles, always
staying about five feet away. Continue to do this
until they leave the department.
- Play soccer with a group of friend, using the entire
store as your playing field.
- As the cashier runs your purchases over the
scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow.
Magic!"
- Put M&M's on layaway.
- Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to
carpeted areas.
- Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others
you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from
Bed and Bath.
- Test the fishing rods and see what you can
"catch" from the other aisles.
- Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
- Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run
around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to
the Batcave!"
- TP as much of the store as possible.
- Randomly throw things over into neighboring
aisles.
- Play with the calculators so that they all spell
"hello" upside down.
- When someone asks if you need help, begin to
cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me
alone?"
- When two or three people are walking ahead of you,
run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
- Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired
employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do
you have any Shnerples here?"
- Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full
scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
- Take bets on the battle described above.
- Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs
in Cosmetics.
- Hold indoor shopping cart races.
- Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission: Impossible."
- Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
- Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
- Say things like, "Would you be so kind
as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
- Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of
the store.
- Two words: "Marco Polo."
- Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet
food aisle, etc.
- "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in
Electronics.
- When someone steps away from their cart to look at
something, quickly make off with it without saying a
word.
- Relax in the patio furniture until you get
kicked out.
- When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no!
It's those voices again!"
- Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
- Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines
and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft
drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask
if they can put a little umbrella in it.
- Hmm...only 48 things so far???
- Naaawwww, go in the next supermarket and ask an
employee for the 2 Missing fun things to do in his
supermarket.
- Submitted by
Eeyore002: Get you some popcorn
and a comfy seat and plant yourself in the movie
section and watch whatever movie is on, if you can't
conquer the VCR's control
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