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51 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
- Make Race car noises
when anyone gets on or off.
- Blow your nose and offer to
show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers
- Grimace painfully while
smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP
!"
- Whistle the first seven notes
of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
- Sell girl scout cookies
- On a long ride, sway side to
side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
- Shave
- Crack open your briefcase or
purse, and while peerling inside ask: "Got
enough air in there?"
- Offer name tags to
everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
upside-down.
- Stand silent and motionless in
the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- When arriving at your
floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then
act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
- Lean over another passenger and
whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
- Greet everyone getting
on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to
call you Admiral.
- One word: Flatulence!
- On the highest floor,
hold the door open and demand that it stay open until
you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go
"plink" at the bottom.
- Do Tai Chi exercises
- Stare, grinning, at
another passengers for a while, and then announc:
"I've got new socks on!"
- When at least 8 people have
boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn
motion sickness!"
- Give religious tracts
to each passenger.
- Meow occassionally
- Bet the other
passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
- Frown a mutter "gotta go,
gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
- Show other passengers a
wound and ask if it looks infected.
- Sing "Mary had a little
lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
- Holler "Chutes
away!" whenever the elevator descends
- Walk on with a cooler that says
"human head" on the side.
- Stare at another
passenger for a while, then announce "You're one
of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the
elevator.
- Burp, and then say
"mmmm...tasty!"
- Leave a Box between the
doors.
- Ask each passenger getting on
if you can push the button for them.
- Wear a puppet on your
hand and talk to the other passengers
"through" it
- Start a sing-along
- When the elevator is
silent, look around and ask "is that your
beeper?"
- Play the harmonica
- Shadow box
- Say "Ding!" at each
door
- Lean against the button
panel.
- Say "I wonder what all
these do" and push the red buttons.
- Listen to the elevator
walls with a stethoscope
- Draw a little square on the
floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers
that this is your "personal space"
- Bring a chair along
- Take a bite of a sandwich and
ask another passengers: "Wanna see wha in muh
mouf?"
- Blow spit bubbles.
- Pull your gum out of your mouth
in loooong strings
- Announce in a demonic
voice: "I must find a more suitable host
body."
- Carry a blanket and clutch it
protectively
- Make explosion noises
when anyone presses a button
- Wear "X-Ray Specs"
and leer suggestively at other passengers
- Stare at your thumb and
say "I think it's getting larger."
- If anyone brushes against you,
recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
- Ask: "Hello God,
is that you?" (by Rick)
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