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LAWYER JOKES
A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer
house in the country, to which he retreated for several
weeks of the year. Each summer, the lawyer would invite a
different friend of his (no, that's not the punch line)
to spend a week or two up at this place, which happened
to be in a backwoods section of Maine. On one particular
occasion, he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to stay
with him. The friend, eager to get a freebee off a
lawyer, agreed. Well, they had a splendid time in the
country - rising early and living in the great outdoors.
Early one morning, the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian
companion went out to pick berries for their morning
breakfast. As they went around the berry patch, gathering
blueberries and raspberries in tremendous quantities,
along came two huge Bears - a male and a female. Well,
the lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for
cover. His friend, though, wasn't so lucky, and the male
bear reached him and swallowed him whole. The lawyer ran
back to his Mercedes, tore into town as fast has he
could, and got the local backwoods sheriff. The sheriff
grabbed his shotgun and dashed back to the berry patch
with the lawyer. Sure enough, the two bears were still
there. "He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer,
pointing to the male, while visions of lawsuits from his
friend's family danced in his head. He just had to save
his friend. The sheriff looked at the bears, and without
batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and
SHOT THE FEMALE. "Whatdya do that for!"
exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the
other!" "Exactly," replied the sheriff,
"and would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that
the Czech was in the Male?"
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