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Washington State Attorney Season and Bag Limits
1300.01 GENERAL
- Any person with a valid
Washington State hunting license may harvest
attorneys.
- Taking of attorneys
with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of
currency as bait is prohibited.
- Killing of attorneys
with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck,
remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to
nearest car wash.
- It is unlawful to
chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow
machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
- It shall be unlawful to
shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or
"free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping
attorneys.
- It shall be unlawful to
hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.
- It shall be unlawful to
use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or
vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.
- It shall be unlawful to
hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law
libraries, whorehouses, health spas, gay bars,
ambulances, or hospitals.
- If an attorney is
elected to government office, it shall be a felony to
hunt, trap, or possess it.
- Stuffed or mounted
attorneys must have a state health department
inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.
- It shall be illegal for
a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug
dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident
victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of
hunting attorneys.
BAG LIMITS
| Yellow Bellied Sidewinder |
2 |
| Two-faced Tort Feasor |
1 |
| Back-stabbing Divorce
Litigator |
4 |
| Small-breasted Ball Buster
(Female only) |
3 |
| Big-mouthed Pub Gut |
2 |
| Honest Attorney |
EXTINCT |
| Cut-throat |
2 |
| Back-stabbing Whiner |
2 |
| Brown-nosed Judge Kisser |
2 |
| Silver-tongued Drug Defender |
$100 BOUNTY |
| Hairy-assed Civil Libertarian |
7 |
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